1, the architect
a wife to call the architect, said that whenever a train passed, her bed would shake. to see. lying on the bed of my wife doing? Some words are false, but it is beyond doubt.
2, lure
English gentleman and the French woman with a box by a woman to lure the British, who complained after she was strip cold to lie down, sir. own quilt to her, she kept saying cold. ; .
3, spoon
Mike walked into the restaurant, ordered a soup, waiter soon brought him up. attendants had just left, Mike would yell out: dish is specialty of our most well received by the customers, not you hh right off, leaving the error, the result is mistake.
4, wearing the wrong
dining room, a humble man timid exception touched another customer, that person is wearing a coat . he is, you wear his coat. .
5, call back to London
a Scotsman, like the way to visit an old friend, but forgot his address, then sent a telegram to my father: ? speed report the same day, he received an urgent call back: , sad story
three people to New York vacation. they are a 45 floor high-rise hotel provides a suite. One night, the building elevator failure, the waiter arranged for them to spend the night in the hall. They conferred and decided on foot back to the room and agreed in turn to tell jokes, sing and tell stories, to reduce the fatigue CASTLE. jokes told, songs sung, and finally climbed to the 34th floor, we all feel exhausted. tell a humorous story. So happy.
7, a famous writer
sell books to bookstores to visit. bookstore owner by surprise, and quickly removed all the books, all put the book writer. writer came to the bookstore, the heart very happy, asked: 】 , politely said: write a few words, please? Thank you! ah, there is a minor matter. you for a week; if help was not perfect, not as hh
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